known new breed of jejebuster but instead of hunting and humiliate a jejemon he hunts and kills them because of their looks and their language and their lack of intelligence and revenge. the jejeslayer uses weapons like an m16 and more guns and his distinguish look he has a green desert scarf wrap around his neck and cover his face with it, he is armed but very helpful to strangers
his story is unknown why he has a grudge againts them
dan:(walking to the street but suddenly a jejemon appeared)
jejemon:JEJEJE GHAGAWING KHITAANG KATHULAD KOW
dan:saklolo may gago dito gusto akong maging tanga(then a jejeslayer was near by and heard this plea for help)
jejemon:anow??!!(jejeslayer pulls a colt anaconda to his holster)
jejeslayer:(pulls the trigger )BAANNG!!!!
jejemon:(dead all his brains splatter the street)
dan:salamat dakilang ginoo
A good friend who hates gay people and loves women. She's like a coin flip playing Valorant, she'll either ace three times in a game or go 0-15-19. Has the voice of a 12 year old boy but once you realize it's not, it's a nice voice. Has an edible cat.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.