johns dick 

The smallest Dick of them all

Johns dick is tiny

johns dick by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

Jimmy Johns Dick 

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

Jimmy Johns Dick by mr chaco January 31, 2021

John Dick 

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

John Dick by torilyn June 16, 2018

Papa John Rape Dick 

When you go into Papa John's and get raped by a pizza.

Friend: Man, it was a Papa John Rape Dick in that party.
Friend2 : that's gross.

Papa John Rape Dick by Scurdaumy October 23, 2012

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

John Pleaser Purple Dick by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011

john dickenson 

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.

Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

john dickenson by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023

Johnswick Express

This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.

JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
--__------------------
-(__)*--*-------------
--|--0------*---------
--|_/-0------*--------
--|_--|-------^--/\---
-(\_)_|_____\/---\_
__\

Johnswick Express by Mack B. May 22, 2008