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Johnny pump 

New York City fire hydrants were first installed in 1808, and by 1817 flip lid-style hydrants began to appear on street corners. The term "johnny pump" is a nickname for fire hydrants that originated in Lower Manhattan and Brooklyn vernacular.
1. I saw a red johny pump next to the road.
2. The firefighters connected their hose to the johnny pump.
Johnny pump by flyoffacliff August 10, 2012
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johnny pump 

a fire hydrant, in new york, esp. lower manhattan and brooklyn, esp. one that's open in the summer for kids to play in
when i got home from work, all the boys on my block threw me in the johnny pump
johnny pump by candybaby August 5, 2006

johnny pump 

Johnny pump is used throughout New York City's five boroughs as a nickname for a fire hydrant in the traditional style. Siamese and more modern pipe-style hydrants are not Johnny pumps.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.

Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.
Hey, Mikey, open up the Johnny pump so we can cool off! Your father got the crow bar?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?
johnny pump by shrimpheads July 1, 2016

Johnny Pump Nation 

Johnny Pump Nation is a gang based out of Oakland County Michigan in metro Detroit, specifically in the city of Troy. founded in 2020 official membership of the gang is not known but has numerous members the bulk of the gang is scattered across the US and Canada they are a renegade faction who beefs with everybody including the entire city of Detroit and are at war with a lot of gangs and are only allied with 3 groups including GDs, Black stone guerrilas and the CIA
Johnny pump nation

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Johnny 2 pump 

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026