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john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort
Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser
by Rhunt January 27, 2016
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john hauser

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.
by mr. smithson May 30, 2008
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House of John

Discreet reference to taking a shit or otherwise needing to hit the shitter.
I’ll be about 15 minutes late. I need to driver something to the house of john.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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