This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a goodchance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.