a man who is sexually attracted to john kerry
he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family
he also cares more about becoming president than being with his own family
by lemonpartyfan April 12, 2007
A democratic presedential candidate for the 2008 election. Very strong candidate, and for the people. And whoever says he cares more about being president than being with his family is a douche.
by storm w November 23, 2007
A US Senator who ran for president.
He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.
He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."
He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.
He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."
He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
by 7654678 October 03, 2008
A television personality who claims to communicate with the dead. Owns a book called, "How to 69 with yourself". Was nominated for, and won, the "Biggest Douche in the Universe" award, beating out an actual giant douche.
by Jacko912 May 11, 2006
"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"
by PertyBird October 08, 2011
"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"
"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."
"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."
"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
by Bsizzla October 07, 2008
John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007