John Edwards 

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.

John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.

John Edwards by 7654678 October 3, 2008

John Edwards 

The Biggest douche in the universe.

"Hey did you know that there's a guy who talks to dead people!?"
"Aww dude don't fall for that, it's just a John Edwards..."
"I don't know... how'd he know my mother was born in March?"

John Edwards by PertyBird October 8, 2011

John Edwards 

When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.

"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"

"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."

"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."

John Edwards by Bsizzla October 7, 2008

John Edwards 

Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.

He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.

John Edwards by rexaddict February 4, 2010

John Edwards 

U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.

"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."

John Edwards by Dr. Vinny July 14, 2007

John Edwards 

The dogger of boys.

John Edwards dogged the boys.

John Edwards by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018

John Edwards 

Cuckoo. The pot calling the kettle black. A disgusting and hypocritical trial lawyer who got rich by suing health care providers who is now ironically in the US Senate and running for President of the United States as a Democrat. Whoda thunk it? He attacked other rich persons, particularly George W. Bush for allegedly being out of touch with mainstream America, claiming he (Edwards) is "the only middle class American in the Presidential race", yet he is not just one of North Carolina’s richest persons but considered the “most affluent” candidate for the 2008 election. He’s is a laughingstock, hypocrite and a liar.

John Edwards is John Kerry's buttbuddy. They are two peas in a pod. They were both losers in the 2004 Presidential election.

John Edwards by [e-mail] August 5, 2007