johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 07, 2009

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

There Are Four hHh's in Sebastian Johann Bachlut

There Are Four hHh's in Sebastian Johann Bachlut

There Are Four hHh's in Sebastian Johann Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

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A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bach

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

<.7.6.9.6.>Andy Samberg Sameverg And Sebastian Johann Bach Aresesisa From THe Same Genus<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.6.9.6.>Andy Samberg Sameverg And Sebastian Johann Bach Aresesisa From THe Same Genus<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025