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johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

johann sebastian by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

filipino 

asians with the largest penis

<< hey, man, can i borrow a dollar? >>

<< nigga, dont touch me, or else i'll slap you with my FILIPINO cock >>

filipino by munkiedoo June 24, 2008