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Joffreyism 

when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.

Joffrey Lupul 

The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Wow! Who's that Guy who just scored a hat trick?

Oh, That's Joffrey Lupul!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013

Joffrey Baratheon 

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017

Joffrey Lannister 

Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character and son of King Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister. He is one of the most hated characters in Game of Thrones,

He started his nasty reputation by lying to Sansa, then going on to execute the Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North Eddard Stark after he confronts Queen Cersei and tells her that his son

shouldn't be king anymore.

Long after the death of Lord Stark, Joffrey decides to torture Sansa and get her to strip in front of everyone, including his family. After she demanded to "stop" talking about her family. Luckily, Tyrion came and rescued her.

Joffrey soon fell in love with Margaery Tyrell betraying Sansa Stark. On his wedding day with Margaery, the tables turned as one of the most richest man in Kings Landing is poisoned by Olenna Tyrell (Margaery's Grandmother) and Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger). On his last seconds, he points at his Uncle Tyrion for the murder and gets him arrested.
Joffrey Lannister is a Game of Thrones character
Joffrey Lannister by xIce_ April 9, 2015
Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one.

One who is the joker of the group. very attractive, atheltic, intimidating, yet the sweetest guy to the girl he loves.
Jorey is someone who cares for the ones he loves but is the enforcer.
Jorey by blondie505 February 5, 2010

Purple Joffrey 

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.
"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."
Purple Joffrey by sans panties April 14, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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