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Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Common usage "I'm off for a Jodrell"
jodrell by h_goon November 19, 2006
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Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one.

One who is the joker of the group. very attractive, atheltic, intimidating, yet the sweetest guy to the girl he loves.
Jorey is someone who cares for the ones he loves but is the enforcer.
Jorey by blondie505 February 5, 2010

Jodleyarchy 

Jodleyarchy is a social system in which non-jodles hold primary power and predominate in roles of political leadership, moral authority, social privilege and control of property. Some Jodleyarchy societies are also jodlelineal, meaning that property and title are inherited by the non-jodle lineage.

Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.

Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
#FvckTheJodleyarchy
Jodleyarchy by jodleLover123 May 26, 2021
Jordy

When one dreadloc rises boldly and strategically from the rest. It can be unbeknownst, or stylishly positioned by the dready or Loc Technician.
I looked in the mirror and laughed out loud seeing my hair doing a Jordey!
Jordey by ShaktiOmShakti February 9, 2019
a JOREY is a greatly disfigured ranga who thinks hes kool and has a big penis. the truth is very far from this. he is actually very gay and has quite a small penis, actually smaller than average. to sum it up, a jorey is a weird disfigured ranga
shitty : hey look at that ugly redhead!!!
crapper : yea hes a jorey
darn tootin