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Jodrey can be who you want him to be
Jodrey by Jodstar June 8, 2020
Words you can keep
Cockney rhyming slang for wank (to masturbate).
Derived from "Jodrell Bank", the Jodrell Bank Observatory in Cheshire, home to the 76-m Lovell Telescope which shot to fame when it tracked the Sputnik satellite in 1957.
Common usage "I'm off for a Jodrell"
jodrell by h_goon November 19, 2006
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Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one.

One who is the joker of the group. very attractive, atheltic, intimidating, yet the sweetest guy to the girl he loves.
Jorey is someone who cares for the ones he loves but is the enforcer.
Jorey by blondie505 February 5, 2010

Jodleyarchy 

Jodleyarchy is a social system in which non-jodles hold primary power and predominate in roles of political leadership, moral authority, social privilege and control of property. Some Jodleyarchy societies are also jodlelineal, meaning that property and title are inherited by the non-jodle lineage.

Jodleyarchy is associated with a set of ideas, a Jodleyarchal ideology that acts to explain and justify this dominance and attributes it to inherent natural differences between non-jodles and jodles. Sociologists hold varied opinions on whether Jodleyarchy is a social product or an outcome of innate differences between the types of jodles.

Historically, Jodleyarchy has manifested itself in the social, legal, political, religious, and economic organization of a range of different cultures. Most contemporary societies are, in practice, Jodleyarchal.
#FvckTheJodleyarchy
Jodleyarchy by jodleLover123 May 26, 2021
Jordy

When one dreadloc rises boldly and strategically from the rest. It can be unbeknownst, or stylishly positioned by the dready or Loc Technician.
I looked in the mirror and laughed out loud seeing my hair doing a Jordey!
Jordey by ShaktiOmShakti February 9, 2019
a JOREY is a greatly disfigured ranga who thinks hes kool and has a big penis. the truth is very far from this. he is actually very gay and has quite a small penis, actually smaller than average. to sum it up, a jorey is a weird disfigured ranga
shitty : hey look at that ugly redhead!!!
crapper : yea hes a jorey
darn tootin
Super lesbian
Wow, my sister is such a Jodey!
jodey by Derek Samus August 31, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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