joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication
Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!
by cosbylover69 September 14, 2020
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The act of defecation. Can be used shorthand as well, Joey.
Adam: where is chris?
Kaz: oh I think he's joeying right now.
Adam: shit! I need to talk to him.

Or

Adam: god, I need to drop a fat Joey right now.
Kaz: chris is in the bathroom joeying as we speak.
Adam: shit!
by Bloweychino June 11, 2011
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Noun.

Not to be confused with the texas tuck a Joey is The practice of tucking your erect penis under your waistband while not wearing a shirt leaving the head of your penis exposed like a baby kangaroo in its mother’s pouch.
Zavier popped a Joey while on the beach After he walked past some baddies in order to hide his erection.
by Savagedr.phil May 28, 2020
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a sweet, lovable girl. a good friend to whomever deserves it. can have her moments but is always there in the end. tends to space out and go MIA for a while but will soon be reachable. any person is lucky to have a Joei in their life and should cherish her
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Joei

That's really sweet
by Jeremy Gilbert April 3, 2013
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Joey is a guy that is super sweet and cute and usually a total gentleman, but sometimes he acts all grumpy like he doesn't want to be friends and you're left confused because literally yesterday he was flirting and protecting you! Joey is just a really confusing guy that should come straight out and tell you if he likes you.
Dude this book is full of plot twists.

We should call it Joey.
by TheDorkyPrincess December 2, 2017
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