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a wise and intelligent person. very confident. won't speak on something until it’s time & unless they know exactly what is being spoken about. respects others as others respect him. won't create a problem, but will finish it. Strives for perfections, as that is the only way to achieve greatness.
joevon is an ✨asshole✨
joevon by aloahe vero November 23, 2021
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A jovonda is headstrong. Determined and dedicated, yet caring and loving. A jovonda loves to have fun and let loose. Jovondas are poetic, artistic, and immensely fun to be around. Stunningly sexy, and also elegantly beautiful. Eloquent in speech and highly intelligent. Jovondas love to debate, even though they like to appear as if they are never wrong. Cutely conceited, great confidence. Jovondas are reliable, honest, and among other things drop dead gorgeous. Sweet, loving, nice, inviting. You know you have a jovonda if you can describe her in one word..... AMAZING!
"I wouldn't trade Jovonda for all the world."
Jovonda by chrissy & jr February 3, 2010
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Joevonnie • joevon • joevontay • jevon • Jaevon • Jevonte • Joevan • Joeven • jovon • jovonne
A very beautiful girl who has a huge heart. She will do so much for others and never asks anything in return. She makes the best girlfriend and is very loyal. True friend, Amazing listener, never judgmental, hates liars, and passionate. she believes anything is possible and never loses hope. If you know a Jovonna you should feel very honored.
I know this amazing girl. Her name is Jovonna.
jovonna by Miss Pia2244 March 31, 2016
Jevonte.... Where do i start. He is outgoing and funny. He is popular, but not a jock. He likes to play and watch sports. He is al Jevonte is almost like a jack-of-all-trades. Pretty good at almost everything, but not an expert at anything.
Jevonte is so cool
Jevonte by Jamaican1482 May 15, 2013
A girl that is pretty and beautiful inside and out.She is a girl that is hard to find because she is a great friend and person .She is beautiful but denies it every time someone says it to her.With her unique laugh and smile.Her smile lights up a room.
Jevonna is the most wonderful person I have met in my life.Jevonna is very beautiful and gorgeous
jevonna by Jevonna December 19, 2019
a wise and intelligent person. very confident. won't speak on something unless know exactly what is being spoken about. respects others as others respect him. won't create a problem, but will finish it. Strives for perfections, as that is the only way to achieve greatness.
Jovon is perfect.
jovon by Conceited July 8, 2014
Jovonte is a usually a light skinned name. Always lights up the room with his smile but can always darken a room with his frown. Jovonte is unlike any man he we’ll never lie,never cheat,never hid anything from you even if he knows it might get you. This is a rare breed of men to find if you find a Jovonte you now your in for an adventure.
Jovonte well always tell you truth even if he knows it’ll hurt.
Jovonte by Tyrone nickel May 24, 2018
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