joeval
Jada: "That girl likes Pineapple." Lucie: "Who is Pineapple?" Jada:" She's Joeval so you'll never know."
joeval by Jay.Danice19 September 30, 2017
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joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Joevelyn
Joevelyn is charming and adorable person. Her engaging personality leads to many friends and relationships and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend, best friend, or girlfriend. She loves kids and kittens and also cooking, she is very lovely, caring and trustworthy.
Joevelyn by Jake Hendrix October 21, 2021
Jeeval
A girl you is quite baby-like, but fun to talk to. She might seem all that innocent but in reality she isnt. Everyone likes her, sometimes too many people like her. She is an annoyance to nobody. Loyal to everyone. Can be a shysometimes but most of the time, she is fully open. She needs no filter to make herself beautiful, its perfectthe way she is.
Jeeval by hypocrishi November 23, 2021
Joemalia
Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Joemalia by probablysalmon May 17, 2019
Joval
Joval, or Jovalution, is a movement started during the spring of 2010 by a few Berkeley students who share a passion for badminton of legendary proportions.
The JovalArts (including the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu) is taught exclusively by the Jovalian school of thought. It includes, but not limited to:
Joval Drop
Joval Clear
Joval Smash
Joval Hulk Smash
Joval-Peter Gade
Joval-Reverse Peter Gade
Joval-Redrop
Joval Cross Drop
Joval Drive
Joval Serve
Joval Flick Serve
Joval Slice
Joval On the Line
Joval Out
Jovalization
JovaLuck
Joval Owned
Joval Win
Note: the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu cannot be revealed until one has mastered the JovalArts.
The JovalArts (including the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu) is taught exclusively by the Jovalian school of thought. It includes, but not limited to:
Joval Drop
Joval Clear
Joval Smash
Joval Hulk Smash
Joval-Peter Gade
Joval-Reverse Peter Gade
Joval-Redrop
Joval Cross Drop
Joval Drive
Joval Serve
Joval Flick Serve
Joval Slice
Joval On the Line
Joval Out
Jovalization
JovaLuck
Joval Owned
Joval Win
Note: the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu cannot be revealed until one has mastered the JovalArts.
Joevan
Joevan by YourWelcomeGuys August 29, 2019
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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