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Joeval is a girl obsessed with a pineapple
Jada: "That girl likes Pineapple." Lucie: "Who is Pineapple?" Jada:" She's Joeval so you'll never know."
joeval by Jay.Danice19 September 30, 2017
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joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"
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Joevelyn 

Joevelyn is charming and adorable person. Her engaging personality leads to many friends and relationships and you'd be lucky to have her as a friend, best friend, or girlfriend. She loves kids and kittens and also cooking, she is very lovely, caring and trustworthy.
Is that Joevelyn. She is quite adorable and cute.
Joevelyn by Jake Hendrix October 21, 2021
A girl you is quite baby-like, but fun to talk to. She might seem all that innocent but in reality she isnt. Everyone likes her, sometimes too many people like her. She is an annoyance to nobody. Loyal to everyone. Can be a shysometimes but most of the time, she is fully open. She needs no filter to make herself beautiful, its perfectthe way she is.
Hi, Jeeval, I would love to go out with you!
Jeeval by hypocrishi November 23, 2021

Joemalia 

Joemalia is a kingdom led by the Glorious King & Emperor Joe Jitsukawa. It is composed of an unspecified number of states. Much of the nation is a mystery, including, but not limited to, its geographical location, diplomatic status, GDP, or governing body. With a population of approximately 485,000, this nation is similar in size to the city of Sacramento, California, in the United States of America, or the country of Guadeloupe. The name and location of the capital have never been disclosed. Very little is known about the populace – only that it is extremely diverse and multicultural.

A slang term is often all one would need to identify a citizen. The strange words, like 'mudda', are simply a variation of their English counterparts that enhance emotional appeal.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got fired from my job in Joemalia because I was late."
Person 2: "Whaaat. That's da mudda bullshit!"
Joemalia by probablysalmon May 17, 2019
Joval, or Jovalution, is a movement started during the spring of 2010 by a few Berkeley students who share a passion for badminton of legendary proportions.

The JovalArts (including the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu) is taught exclusively by the Jovalian school of thought. It includes, but not limited to:

Joval Drop
Joval Clear
Joval Smash
Joval Hulk Smash
Joval-Peter Gade
Joval-Reverse Peter Gade
Joval-Redrop
Joval Cross Drop
Joval Drive
Joval Serve
Joval Flick Serve
Joval Slice
Joval On the Line
Joval Out
Jovalization
JovaLuck
Joval Owned
Joval Win

Note: the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu cannot be revealed until one has mastered the JovalArts.
Betty just Joval Smashed Jon! He got Joval Owned.
Joval by fredxj April 5, 2010
Don't be like that joevan always annoying people
Joevan by YourWelcomeGuys August 29, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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