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Joval, or Jovalution, is a movement started during the spring of 2010 by a few Berkeley students who share a passion for badminton of legendary proportions.

The JovalArts (including the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu) is taught exclusively by the Jovalian school of thought. It includes, but not limited to:

Joval Drop
Joval Clear
Joval Smash
Joval Hulk Smash
Joval-Peter Gade
Joval-Reverse Peter Gade
Joval-Redrop
Joval Cross Drop
Joval Drive
Joval Serve
Joval Flick Serve
Joval Slice
Joval On the Line
Joval Out
Jovalization
JovaLuck
Joval Owned
Joval Win

Note: the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu cannot be revealed until one has mastered the JovalArts.
Betty just Joval Smashed Jon! He got Joval Owned.
Joval by fredxj April 5, 2010
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a super woman! she's very sweet and gentle, but also a bad b*tch, she make flames with only one look. Funny and carismatic girl with a very sense of humor. Very loyal and rich of treasure and secret.
They: "Hey Jonalyn, you look so great!"
Jonalyn by Queensy November 22, 2021
Related Words
Joval • Jovalyn • Jovalynn • JOVA • Josalynn • josalyn • joeal • jonald • Jonalyn • Joal
This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.
Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral

Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral
Joral by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014
Jonalee is a girl with big brown eyes,she is loving and caring.she will stick by your side through thick or thin.everybody should have a jonalee in their lives
Jonalee is awesome.
jonalee by Jackie119o November 11, 2018
Beautiful woman with a big heart. Is fascinated with sharp objects. Comedian. Extremely smart and wise . Very strong in every way . Most likely to get away with murder .
Josalyn is a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
josalyn by Lauren Lee December 21, 2016
is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim
friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs
Jonaliza by taurusded June 7, 2021
She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone.
Jonalys is thick smart and the best
Jonalys by Kenit January 30, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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