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Joval, or Jovalution, is a movement started during the spring of 2010 by a few Berkeley students who share a passion for badminton of legendary proportions.

The JovalArts (including the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu) is taught exclusively by the Jovalian school of thought. It includes, but not limited to:

Joval Drop
Joval Clear
Joval Smash
Joval Hulk Smash
Joval-Peter Gade
Joval-Reverse Peter Gade
Joval-Redrop
Joval Cross Drop
Joval Drive
Joval Serve
Joval Flick Serve
Joval Slice
Joval On the Line
Joval Out
Jovalization
JovaLuck
Joval Owned
Joval Win

Note: the Forbidden Joval-Jutsu cannot be revealed until one has mastered the JovalArts.
Betty just Joval Smashed Jon! He got Joval Owned.
Joval by fredxj April 5, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
a super woman! she's very sweet and gentle, but also a bad b*tch, she make flames with only one look. Funny and carismatic girl with a very sense of humor. Very loyal and rich of treasure and secret.
They: "Hey Jonalyn, you look so great!"
Jonalyn by Queensy November 22, 2021
Related Words
Joval • Jovalyn • Jovalynn • JOVA • Josalynn • josalyn • joeal • jonald • Jonalyn • Joal
This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.
Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral

Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral
Joral by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014
Jonalee is a girl with big brown eyes,she is loving and caring.she will stick by your side through thick or thin.everybody should have a jonalee in their lives
Jonalee is awesome.
jonalee by Jackie119o November 11, 2018
Beautiful woman with a big heart. Is fascinated with sharp objects. Comedian. Extremely smart and wise . Very strong in every way . Most likely to get away with murder .
Josalyn is a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
josalyn by Lauren Lee December 21, 2016
is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim
friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs
Jonaliza by taurusded June 7, 2021
She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone.
Jonalys is thick smart and the best
Jonalys by Kenit January 30, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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