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Joecarlo 

Someone with an abnormally large reproductive organ. Known to cook for people and make them laugh
Did you see Joecarlo’s ….? It’s huge

I’m going over Joecarlo’s house, it’s a feast over there.
Joecarlo by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Joemario 

Joemario is a type of guy to fuck your bitch with a 3-meter dick but still get your bitch pregnant because when the nut, it shoots like a water gun, he's mad skinny so that means he can fit through your bitch's cheeks but he is still mad sexy, he fucks like the flash and he can fill a tissue box.
While fucking yo bitch

Girl: WTF, that is so long

Joemario: Ahlie

30 sec later from the back

Girl: cum came out of the nose*
Joemario by Wingling January 23, 2019

Joemarly 

Joemarly is a very kind loving and caring person he is also very loyal an has a dark side people see rarely, he aslo has a big dick. If you find yourself a joemarly don't lose him because you'll regret it
Joemarly is a very sweet sexy man.
Joemarly by Joetheking February 20, 2022

Joemarly 

Joemarly is a very kind loving and caring person he is also very loyal an has a dark side people see rarely simple words he has a good personality and a big dick. .
Joemarly is a very Good person
Joemarly by Joetheking February 20, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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