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Jediah
A short, handsome boy with a lot of friends. All of Jediah's friends are lucky, because he is one of the best friends you could ever have. He's helpful and goofy and really likes his hair. When you're feeling down you'd be lucky to have a Jediah around to make you smile. You can trust him to keep your secrets. If you have a Jediah in your life you are one of the luckiest people alive.
Jediah is an amazing person and an even better friend.
Jediah by LunaDumbledore June 14, 2017
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A guy with a huge dick. Usually a cum monster. Once you with him in bed you better plan on getting pregnant.
I wanna get pregnant by a Joesiah!
Joesiah by abgkdf.d;fkgrg May 7, 2018
Very tall, definitely not white handsome boy, he is very funny and can be sneaky at times if he is your boyfriend you will be very lucky because he is a very affectionate kind person and a even better lover
Jediah is one of the best people I know
Jediah by kayleesconclusion August 9, 2020
Joeriah is a hardworking determined girl/boy, who doesn't like to lose, she sits on the sidelines and watches everything and has a hard time trusting others, but once you earn her/his trust don't lose it because it's not likely you'll get it back, but they can be forgiving.
Joeriah is a beautiful girl who loves food and family
Joeriah by Outspokenkid November 24, 2021
A nice girl with a beautiful smile and a has a great personality and she will be there when u need her and she has a nice juicy ass
Oh damn ur a jordiah😍😍
Jordiah by A great and handsom guy December 20, 2016
Pretty cool
Jediah is so kind to himself
Jediah by Thebarkbarks January 8, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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