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jocellyn 

jocellyn a really cute girl that loves to read paint hear music has daddy and mommy issues but doesn’t hate them she is always there for people but they are not there for her she is sweet kind and like i said so cuteeee! she also goes with toxic guys and always ends up geting her and she is waiting for a non toxic guy:)
jocellyn:hey i need to talk

person:sorry i can’t i’m busy

next day

person:i need to talk to someone
jocellyn:ofc i’m here if you need anything
jocellyn by mommy bbc November 20, 2021
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jocellyn 

someone really cute smexy hot and pro game player will not say gg if loses and gay asf hugh chances has glasses/braces
"Jocellyn you are so hot I wish you were mine!!!!"
jocellyn by rei's gf November 22, 2021

Jocelyn Flores

A stunning beautiful woman who befriended late artist XXXTENTACION Jocelyn (a friend of Jahseh's) was a model he flew her out to florida to do some modeling work and just hang out

Sadly she committed suicide...X was devastated by this event so devastated that she became his muse for his next song that he named after her in honor of her name his most popular song Jocelyn Flores is dedicated to the model

Rest in peace to both Jocelyn Flores and XXXTENTACION/X/XXX/Jah/Jahseh/Young dagger dick may you both rest in peace
Person 1:hey did you hear about X's friend Jocelyn?
Person 2:Oh yeah it's really sad i hope he's okay..
Person 1:Maybe he'll make a song after her.
Person 2 :Maybe rip Jocelyn flores
Jocelyn Flores by ll6.18.18ll September 14, 2018
The funniest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Very giggly. She will always make you feel like the king of the world, and you always want to be around her. Although short, she makes up for it by her huge personality. She will help you out during the best and the worst of times, just because shes an incredible person like that :) If you're lucky enough to date a Jocelyn, make her feel loved if you don't and she leaves you, you'll regret just like I do. Be warned, she is very easy to fall in love with!! :)
Boy: Dude, Have you seen Jocelyn today?
Boy 2: Yes, she's looking more beautiful than usual.
Jocelyn by lher31 January 2, 2015
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she is without a doubt the light at the end of the tunnel once you meet her she will be all you can ever think about she will be the apple of your eye even if she isn't yours you will be willing to do anything just have the opportunity to hold her in your arms jealousy will overcome you the second you see her with someone else if you ever get the chance to make her yours don't waste you will undoubtedly regret it for the rest of your life because there may be thousands of girls but none will be as perfect ass her
-wow man I've never seen you like this
- its Jocelyn man she's just perfect
- well you better hurry before someone takes her
- you know it
Jocelyn by Lil teddy April 10, 2013
Jocelyn is a beautiful girl, even though she considers herself ugly. She's really kind, loving and smart. She could be your Best Friend. She's a great person to talk to. She's always there for you. She's respectful and comforting. She'll be there to help you, in any sort of mood you are. She'll calm you down if you're upset. When you have a problem, you should really talk to her. She's also forgiving. She's also pretty shy, though. She's a really good friend. She's cool.
I NEED JOCELYN!!!!!!!!!!!
Jocelyn is a tall beautiful, loving and caring person, your lucky to have a Jocelyn in your life because she we'll love and care for you. Very giggly. But watch out! She is very good at hiding her pain she can be dying inside but the fear no one well understand her she keeps it in. People easily hate on Jocelyn, but once you get to know her you'll never want to let her go.
Me: I don't wanna talk to her.

Jocelyn: hi!

Me: oh.. hey
Jocelyn: can we be friends!

Me: sure! Why not?
Jocelyn by Hey it's Khloe June 11, 2018
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