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Acronym for "Jerk off and got to sleep"

Can be used as a conversation closer.
Ex. 1
IM Dude 1: Alright man, ima joagts, ill talk to you later
IM Dude 2: ITE, PACE

Ex. 2
(Facebook or twitter status)
JOAGTS
joagts by GenghisTr0n April 14, 2010
Related Words
Combination of "Jokes" and "Hoax".
Boyfriend - "I hate you."
Girlfriend - "WHAT?"
Boyfriend - "LOL JOAX!!"
Joax by Zakul April 29, 2008
Frick joang11 bombed my house
joang11 by Toddisen May 19, 2021

jaxgettinhype 

A Cool Guy who is always the big spoon
Yeah bro that guy is a jaxgettinhype, he always shoves his horse cock in my ass
jaxgettinhype by Roman.Ginger June 12, 2021

JoaxinVictor

he believed he could fly
look its a bird!
no its a plane!
NO ITS JoaxinVictor.
JoaxinVictor by urmomprollyidk August 7, 2022
when you have a sexual encounter that you can't remember the next day due to alcohol consumption or drugs.
Girl1: man i heard i fucked some guy last night

Girl2: And you can't remember it?

Girl1: Nah, ive had a complete Joax
Joax by Gaskin&Ebdon October 4, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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