jo-c 

Jo-c(aka sharkuza)
Jo-c's are very dumb deprived children which have no friends (like benjamin's)
They often are very nooby World of Warcraft playeres.
The only bad thing is that the only thing, they can do(playing WoW) is too high for them.
Also a very bad fact about them is, that they really believe that they have friends.

A:He is a fuckin' jo-c....
Jo-c: you boon!!! learn to play wow *jumps around with his massive headphones*

jo-c by Thomas Paunger May 19, 2008

JO&C 

Jerk Off & Cry.

Now that I'm unemployed, I have nothing to do during the days except JO&C.

JO&C by Unemployed Banker January 29, 2009

nickie c smokey jo jackson

a Nerd who also steals people bagals. HE is very mean to people who begins with a letter k.

kaylea: hi nickie c smokey jo jackson
Nickie: shut up im trying to read my book

nickie c smokey jo jackson by kaylea r May 2, 2019

JO crystal

a magic crystal that charges up and glows when two or more bros jack off together.

Dude the other night at the lake me and my bros formed a circle around the fire and just fuckin jacked off together for like four hours. It was crazy. All of our JO crystals started glowing and the woodland creatures were howling and coming up to the fire and shit.

JO crystal by ChesterChester69 October 15, 2013

Jo Calderone 

Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.

He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...

A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".

Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.

He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.

DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;

Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!

Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"

Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!

Jo Calderone by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011

JO crystal

JO crytals are crystals, that you can "charge" by jacking off (aka masturbating) close/next to another JO crystal user. It's a way to show love appreciation or love to the other user. Mostly used by best friends. Nobody knows exactly what "charging" means, but from what I heard and read about this topic, it refers to "getting to know each other better".

Person 1: "Yo, wanna jack off together?"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"

JO crystal by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022

JO circle 

A jack off circle.

Trevor, Matt, Tommy, and I got together in my room for a really high-energy JO circle. All was going well until Tommy spilled his seed all over my carpet!

JO circle by Basedgod11221122 January 11, 2012