JO&C
JO&C by Unemployed Banker January 29, 2009
Words you can keep
jo-c
Jo-c(aka sharkuza)
Jo-c's are very dumb deprived children which have no friends (like benjamin's)
They often are very nooby World of Warcraft playeres.
The only bad thing is that the only thing, they can do(playing WoW) is too high for them.
Also a very bad fact about them is, that they really believe that they have friends.
Jo-c's are very dumb deprived children which have no friends (like benjamin's)
They often are very nooby World of Warcraft playeres.
The only bad thing is that the only thing, they can do(playing WoW) is too high for them.
Also a very bad fact about them is, that they really believe that they have friends.
A:He is a fuckin' jo-c....
Jo-c: you boon!!! learn to play wow *jumps around with his massive headphones*
Jo-c: you boon!!! learn to play wow *jumps around with his massive headphones*
jo-c by Thomas Paunger May 19, 2008
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nickie c smokey jo jackson
nickie c smokey jo jackson by kaylea r May 2, 2019
JO crystal
Dude the other night at the lake me and my bros formed a circle around the fire and just fuckin jacked off together for like four hours. It was crazy. All of our JO crystals started glowing and the woodland creatures were howling and coming up to the fire and shit.
JO crystal by ChesterChester69 October 15, 2013
Jo Calderone
Lady Gaga's bad- ass alter ego/ apparant old flame. He appears in her music video for "You and I" and even attended the 2011 VMA's in her absence. During the awards, he performed her single "You and I" and accepted the Best Female Video, and Best Video With a Message on his woman's behalf.
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
He even tried to make a move on the "INCOMPERABLE BRITNEY SPEARS!" but unfortunately was unsuccesful...
A man of mystery, but certainly not a stranger to the stage, much about Jo remains unknown. He was on the cover of Japan's Vogue Hommes in September, 2011 and stated that he "had never had his picture taken before".
Jo is loud, rude, and obnoxious, but he truly cares for his girl, Lady Gaga. He has attracted the attention of countless girls across the country and even some from men.
He's a greaser with great pipes (courtesy of Gaga herself?) and some mad hip movements.
DEFINATELY SOMEBODY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON (;
Person 1: Hey man did you see Lady Gaga on the VMA's last night?!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Person 2: Dude I don't know what you're talking about. Gaga wasn't there- Jo Calderone took her place. He killed it!!"
Person 1: OH. so THATS who that random greaser was!
Jo Calderone by yeah yeah chicken feet September 3, 2011
JO crystal
JO crytals are crystals, that you can "charge" by jacking off (aka masturbating) close/next to another JO crystal user. It's a way to show love appreciation or love to the other user. Mostly used by best friends. Nobody knows exactly what "charging" means, but from what I heard and read about this topic, it refers to "getting to know each other better".
Person 1: "Yo, wanna jack off together?"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"
JO crystal by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022
JO circle
Trevor, Matt, Tommy, and I got together in my room for a really high-energy JO circle. All was going well until Tommy spilled his seed all over my carpet!
JO circle by Basedgod11221122 January 11, 2012
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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