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one swaggy sexy ass mf
carl: hey did u see jo ann today?
kimberly: yea she was looking so swag 😩
jo ann by wilsonjoann29 January 23, 2021
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Jo-Ann is a person who has good taste in music. She is super hot and friendly. She is the social butterfly out of your group of friends. She always has your back no matter what. Sometimes, a Jo-Ann will feel lonely, but she'll get over it quick. Jo-Ann will do anything for her friends. If you are friends with a Jo-Ann you are a lucky person. You can always rely on her. Jo-Ann is one of the people you know will always be your friend. She is thoughtful, generous, smart, and gorgeous. She has a beautiful smile, and a banging body. Jo-Ann is a generally happy person, causing everyone to be cheerful around her.
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Woman, smart, very helpful, has a hard time saying no, is totally dedicated to family, her children and grandchildren they are the reason for her being alive, without them she would pearish. Jo-Ann is a caretaker, she is dedicated and responsible, her feelings are hurt easily by the ones she loves, she is trustworthy and honest, Beautiful, good sense of humour, loves to laugh, enjoys people and loves travelling, is a born leader, above all she enjoys being with family and friends, her home is her castle, she is proud and will fight for her rights, (nice person).
Jo-Ann would take a bullet for any one of her (children)(grandchildren) no one better mess with her where her children are concerned, she would give up her life to protect them, including her spouse.
Jo-Ann by Parenting February 5, 2010
Jo-Ann is a woman that love big black dicks.
Jo-Ann loves big black dicks in and around her mouth.
Jo-Ann by spicyzigzag January 19, 2024
the most precious name for a human in the entire universe. A person with this name is worth a billion sapphires.
There goes a beautiful Jo-anna
Jo-anna by Grappling Buttface May 18, 2008
1.Man, that girls a bitch.
2. Yeah, she's a total Jo-Anne.

Jo-Anne Semko 

Semko is a PA slang used to call one fat or obese. It origins from Jo-Anne Semko who was thought to be really fat, so people said "You look like Jo-Anne Semko"
"You're so fat you look like Jo-Anne Semko!"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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