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1.Man, that girls a bitch.
2. Yeah, she's a total Jo-Anne.
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Jo-Anne Semko 

Semko is a PA slang used to call one fat or obese. It origins from Jo-Anne Semko who was thought to be really fat, so people said "You look like Jo-Anne Semko"
"You're so fat you look like Jo-Anne Semko!"
Joanne is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.
Joanne: Hey I got 100!
Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!
Joanne by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020
joanne's are beautiful in many people eyes, they are down to earth, have a random sense of humour, and are always up for a little bit of danger in life. joanne's hold very random conversation but can be serious when needed to. joanne's may put their friends before their guy but they are willing to make sacrifices for both partys. joanne's tend to fall for people who are in there opinion sexy. a joanne's perfect match is tall and handsome.
she's beautiful! she must be a joanne.
she a bad chick! she's a joanne.
Joanne by lo, lo, lo-ve love. November 5, 2011
A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.
guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"
Joanne by Namerater May 3, 2008
Joanne's are the most gorgeous things to walk this earth. All the guys want her. She has big tata's and a huge booty! They are so lovable , so down to earth, and definitely caring! They are briliant, and super sexy. They love to take risks and are very open minded and give good advice. All the girls want to be friends with her and her smile is perfection just like the rest of her! She has eyes that shine super bright and will catch anyone's attention. Joanne's are perfection! They love danger and are risk takers and anyone to have her is super lucky!
Person 1: damn did you see that!! She's perfect!
Person 2: yeah she's a Joanne!
Joanne are a sexy af person
She just dont know it
She is like the most funny person and sarcastic because she kinda have been throgh things amd just like being funny about. She hates fake friends and feel like she have a lot off thoose. She is like so funny
Joanne is like so funny in the good and chill way
Joanne by coolkid2838382 April 7, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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