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tonka jahari 

Someone who would NEVER order a whole pizza for themselves
Guy 1: Hey what should we have for dinner?
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!
tonka jahari by Bruhmoment361 November 12, 2019
Related Words
jjhar • jahari • johari • Jharelle • Jharna • jahara • Jharydd • johary • Jaharrah • jharana
She is a great friend who is really kind and is always there for you, she has a great attitude and will stand up for you, juhara is a type of person who is friendly and can make friends very easily, juhara is also very soft so she would cry for anything.
Boy: have you seen juhara
Girl: yes she's really kind
Juhara by Child103lol March 30, 2021

Going Jihard 

Going so hard that you may actualy kill yourself and others around you. Synonymous with the phrase "Taking it to the Muslimit"

See "Going Hard"
Gossiper 1: "Jimmy went Jihard last night, i heard he drank so much that when he vomited, the alcohol content burnt peoples faces off"
Gossiper 2: "Thats definately taking it to the Muslimit that is"

Man: "im 100% Going Jihard on my birthday"
Seriously one of the most amazing guys ever. He’s smart, attractive, and extremely talented. He’s very selective about his friends but if you’re apart of his circle it means he trusts and loves you and is willing to go any distance for you. He’s strong physically, mentally, and emotionally. Get you at Jahari, he’ll make a great friend, husband, and example.
I went on a date with Jahari, he’s amazing!

I need myself some Jahari
Jahari by Publicus July 31, 2018

Jaharlot 

Refers to fangirls (or even more pathetically) fanboys of confessed terrorist, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev (commonly referred to as "Jahar"), who, despite his confession and mountains of evidence of his guilt, believe he cannot be guilty because, of course, it was the NWO, the Jews and/or the Illuminatti who actually did the crime in the most overly-complicated conspiracy ever, ever, ever involving untold numbers of conspiracy actors and enormous sums of money.
A pack of Jaharlots plans to release balloons on April 18, 2014 to protest the NWO conpsiracy that oh-so-obviously (can't you freaking see it?), framed Jahar.
Jaharlot by polynonymous22 April 24, 2014

Jaharrah 

The most kindest and sweetest girl you could ever meet . She is smart , nice , cool , tuff, and goodest person you could have ever have in you life.
Boy: Hey Jaharrah
Girl: Where do you see Jaharrah
Boy:Across the room
(Jaharrah walks over)
Jaharrah: Sorry guys I was running late
Jaharrah by smiley0406 April 18, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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