A group of Dutch trolls best known for making lulzy and disgusting GIFs and shock images which usually fall into the hands of the cool kids, including Encyclopedia Dramatica, GNAA, moid, and basically anyone worth their salt. Most people think that "JJ.AM" are two peoples' initials; however, it is their domain name.
JJam is the most heavy person in the world at 10 tons. He is the conductor of The yellow sympathany. The only reason he is still alive is knoms (pronounced gnomes) who live inside him. He is at war with the symphonys
(excluding the yellow symphony) and rosalinas home. He lives under an atm and steals credit cards. He's best "friend" is biet siz who makes his cardboard clothes. The word is also the most horable insult in any language.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"