jizzsaw 

The act of shoving a jigsaw puzzle up your ass while masturbating, then excreting the puzzle pieces and jizzing all over them.

Guy 1: Did you see the new Harry Potter 1000 piece puzzle?

Guy 2: Yeah, I cant wait to take it home and jizzsaw it real good!

jizzsaw by MontiPiethon September 19, 2022

Jizzsandwhich 

When you are out of mayo you gotta have another option...

So instead of using Mayo you are using your own condimens (jizz) on your sandwhich of choice.

Guy 1:Hey man why does this sandwich taste so good?
Guy 2: I knew I wasn't the only one who my liked jizz on sandwiches!

Guy 1: Well from now when I come over make me one of your famous jizzsandwhichs!

Jizzsandwhich by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015

Jizzawatt 

Extreme exposure to jizz while in prison.

Q: What your butt's capacity in the prison shower?

A: 1.21 jizzawatts

Jizzawatt by Hilaritytimestwo November 8, 2009

Jizzawatt 

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

Jizzawatt by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

Jizzawozza 

Australian slang for testicles,originating from the inner-west area of Sydney

Awe mate I was playing footy the other day and managed to get a kick in the jizzawozza's,dropped me like a 6 foot pole......

Jizzawozza by SF_82 October 5, 2009

jizzsabre 

A jizzsabre describes the state of a stiff fleshrod that's just unleashed it's mighty load and has cum dripping down its shaft.

My GF was completely speechless as she gazed upon my magnificently oozing jizzsabre after I drenched her tits with my lovejuice

jizzsabre by DR. Malarky May 24, 2016

jizzjawn

Formal/proper usage of jitbag. Philadelphia street slang. Denotes a used condom and is always regarded as an insult.Haven't heard this used other than in Philly vicinity.

See: jit bag

slap em wit the jizzjawn

jizzjawn by its_splat February 17, 2021