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1. A woman and/or man who is renowned to be of whoreish nature and loves to partake in the all protein diet supplied by males.

2. A person who loves to eat jizz.
1. Who Jessica? Yea she is a total jizzavore.

2. She swallowed 3 separate loads of my jizz. #Jizzavore

3. Jizzavore is the one word I would use to describe my ex-girlfriend Alexis.
jizzavore by Hornyface April 5, 2014
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Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020
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jizzator 

Someone who cleans booths at erotica clubs.
This seat is sticky call the jizzator to clean it up.
jizzator by Bigdogzim March 10, 2017
Jizzacorn is when you are having sex with your girlfriend or wife or boyfriend or who ever and blow a huge load into their hair, you then quickly swirl the load into their hair making it look like a unicorn horn, then you quickly open your fanny pack and take out handfuls of rainbow glitter and toss all over their beautiful, sweaty body and freshly jizzed in hair. This a rarely seen mystical creature only talked about in legend and lore.
How was your night, it was awesome a made a jizzacorn in my room last night, never seen one before that.
JIZZACORN by Bshifters January 23, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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