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Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.
“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”
Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020
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jizzator 

Someone who cleans booths at erotica clubs.
This seat is sticky call the jizzator to clean it up.
jizzator by Bigdogzim March 10, 2017
Jizzacorn is when you are having sex with your girlfriend or wife or boyfriend or who ever and blow a huge load into their hair, you then quickly swirl the load into their hair making it look like a unicorn horn, then you quickly open your fanny pack and take out handfuls of rainbow glitter and toss all over their beautiful, sweaty body and freshly jizzed in hair. This a rarely seen mystical creature only talked about in legend and lore.
How was your night, it was awesome a made a jizzacorn in my room last night, never seen one before that.
JIZZACORN by Bshifters January 23, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008