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jizz diet 

When a girl goes a period of time with jizz as her only intake / nourishment. Sometimes used as a very effective short-term method of weight loss, other times as part of domination & submission play. Rules vary; sometimes other drinks are allowed but rarely is any food permitted.
"She really pissed me off, so I gave her two days of the jizz diet."

"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."
jizz diet by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006
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The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy
Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.
Diet jizz by Elegendary August 3, 2016
Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Diet Jizz by Rock 1 March 27, 2025