Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

Jizz attack by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009

Get merch

Get the Jizz attack mug.

See more merch

jizz attack

A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.

If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.

jizz attack by matt osbueno April 21, 2008

Get merch

Related Words

jizz attack • Ultimate Jizz Attack • Jazzattack • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizz rag • jizz in my pants • jizz-trap • jizz biscuit • jizz hands

Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

Ultimate Jizz Attack by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Get merch

Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

Ultimate Jizz Attack by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Get merch

Jazzattack

When you get attacked by Jazz.

When some Jazz attacks you. I just got Jazzattack on my way home.

Jazzattack by Cootylover March 20, 2011

Get merch

flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Get merch

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

Get merch