Jizz attack

The act of ejaculating and having a heart attack simultaneously

Dante: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God

Penelope: Yes that's it baby, cum for me

Dante: Call the ambulance, you stupid drugged up skank, I'm having a fucking jizz attack!!!

Jizz attack by AlexGdizzle February 5, 2009

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jizz attack

A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.

If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.

jizz attack by matt osbueno April 21, 2008

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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

Ultimate Jizz Attack by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

Ultimate Jizz Attack by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

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Jazzattack

When you get attacked by Jazz.

When some Jazz attacks you. I just got Jazzattack on my way home.

Jazzattack by Cootylover March 20, 2011

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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