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Yo I wanna be JIOVONI
jiovoni by Trilljdaddy February 5, 2021
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Jiovani comes from the word Giovanni, but due to his parents selfishness (to be unique) Jiovani is created. He is very handsome and devlish. Doesnt listen well or take orders. Does as he wants when he wants. Definitely makes bad look good! Through all the selfish stubborn meat found in this man, there is a sensitive caring dependable lover inside. Any one woman would be lucky to have.
gio-van-ee Jiovani
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He’s a sexy charming guy and pulls a lot of females if single but once he in a relationship he’s loyal and he knows how to be good in bed
Jovonie has me crazy over him
jovonie by Is facts June 20, 2019
By far the most amazing girl you'll ever come across, she's well put together and one of the toughest girls you'll find. Beautiful doesn't even begin to describe her. She's an Earth angel sent from above, if you have this girl; be sure to never let her go! You'll regret it forever..
Have you met JioVona!? That girl is literally the best! Everyone loves her!!!
JioVona by Mari-G420 October 11, 2018
A stupid piece of shit that will do anything to get a blow job. He pushes a guy named chewy in to a bush twice.
Jiovani is mega gay
Jiovani by flash 40124 March 22, 2019
A BOSS!! A KING!! STAND ON BUSINESS 365! Don’t play with that man!
Oh Jovoni that 🥷!
Jovoni by Deitydesi June 2, 2025
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