jingled your bells 

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.

mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep

jingled your bells by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

jingle your bells 

-a girl playing with a guys dick or balls. (This is just a holiday term, Please don't actually use it when you want to lick your boyfriends)

berlynn asked justice as they were having pitiful sex "can i jingle your bells?"

jingle your bells by Bombshells hair salon bitch December 18, 2014

Are you ready to jingle your bells 

Something someone says around Christmas time when they wanna get freaky basically. Don’t say it though please. Also I didn’t come up with it leave me alone.

person: are you ready to jingle your bells
person 2: heck yea

Are you ready to jingle your bells by Definitionsarecool123 December 13, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004