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Jimmy Chill 

when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
usually associate with head ass Jim Cramer, the worlds shittiest CNBC financial advisor, creating bag holders since 2000's.
a. Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
b. "I though something about this CNBC suggested stock smelled shitty. It's a Jimmy Chill"
Jimmy Chill by TurkishRocks69 March 18, 2022

Jimmy Chill 

when you wipe your ass with a stock option application and give it to someone saying it isn't shitty
Man, I lost so much listening to that terrible CNBC personality" "Dude, sounds like you got Jimmy Chill'd!"
Jimmy Chill by TurkishRocks69 March 18, 2022

Jimmy Johns Challenge 

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

jimmy john's challenge 

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.
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