adjective describing the state of a person who has reached such a level of intoxication that the lines between acceptable and unacceptable topics of conversation in polite company become so blurred that in the 'jimboed' person's mind practically anything goes.
derived from the name of legendary beer-swiller and peadophile joke expert, jimbo moody.

jimboed person: i say m'lady, how should you like to accompany me to my hotel suite where we can have sex with the 2 amputee dwarfs that i have hidden in my suitcase? haha!! afterwards we can go to the toilet on eachother!!!
shocked female partygoer: i beg your pardon sir?
3rd party: don't mind him love, he's been on the sauce all day... he's totally 'jimboed'

jimboed by marty's ma January 11, 2008

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jimboed

when you get a great deal or you think everything is looking up for you, then you check your mail and you get a smashed up muffler

Spence:So I ordered this cd player off ebay, and it diddnt have a face plate.
Kaczman: NIGGA, U GOT JIMBOED

See www.ebay.com

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jizbommed

When you have mad raving sex then violently spunk everywhere.

I jizbommed that ho in the ass

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Jimboed

A Stupid act or a foolish mistake...
Making a stupid mistake...
Making a boo boo...
Making an error only an idiot would make...
A mistake only a fool would make...
An act only a total muppet would make...

This entry is the first step in an attempt on getting the word Jimboed into the Oxford Dictionary... Hopefully by this time next year Jimboed will be a word that is used Globally around the world...

A Jimbo --- someone who prides themselves on being a fool and strives to perfect their foolishness...

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You've just put your foot in the mop bucket!!!

You may say --- Damn i've just Jimboed!!!

Other uses of the word...

Jimbo --- a foolish person, an idiot who strives to succeed in stupidness...

Jimboed by shrek1609 July 19, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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