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jimboned 

When a man named Jim engages in sexual intercourse.
Ivanka: Wow did I get jimboned last night, it was amazing.
jimboned by wiscon-sin January 17, 2007
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jimboybee 

A band, but also the best thing in the world, funny, smart, amazing at everything etc...
Many that guy is totally a jimboybee
jimboybee by Big boy jom March 6, 2019
adjective describing the state of a person who has reached such a level of intoxication that the lines between acceptable and unacceptable topics of conversation in polite company become so blurred that in the 'jimboed' person's mind practically anything goes.
derived from the name of legendary beer-swiller and peadophile joke expert, jimbo moody.
jimboed person: i say m'lady, how should you like to accompany me to my hotel suite where we can have sex with the 2 amputee dwarfs that i have hidden in my suitcase? haha!! afterwards we can go to the toilet on eachother!!!
shocked female partygoer: i beg your pardon sir?
3rd party: don't mind him love, he's been on the sauce all day... he's totally 'jimboed'
jimboed by marty's ma January 11, 2008
when you get a great deal or you think everything is looking up for you, then you check your mail and you get a smashed up muffler
Spence:So I ordered this cd player off ebay, and it diddnt have a face plate.
Kaczman: NIGGA, U GOT JIMBOED

See www.ebay.com
jimboed by Kaczman HOLLA March 18, 2004

jizbommed 

When you have mad raving sex then violently spunk everywhere.
I jizbommed that ho in the ass
jizbommed by Gabsat July 4, 2006
A Stupid act or a foolish mistake...
Making a stupid mistake...
Making a boo boo...
Making an error only an idiot would make...
A mistake only a fool would make...
An act only a total muppet would make...

This entry is the first step in an attempt on getting the word Jimboed into the Oxford Dictionary... Hopefully by this time next year Jimboed will be a word that is used Globally around the world...

A Jimbo --- someone who prides themselves on being a fool and strives to perfect their foolishness...

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You've just put your foot in the mop bucket!!!

You may say --- Damn i've just Jimboed!!!

Other uses of the word...

Jimbo --- a foolish person, an idiot who strives to succeed in stupidness...
Jimboed by shrek1609 July 19, 2007
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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