jim dick 

A "Jim Dick" is something measured in inches. It's very small and one has to mostly squint to see it. It's extremely rare for a Jim Dick to reproduce. Back in the Roman times a Jim Dick was thought of a form of mental retardation and these people were executed.

Hahaha look at that little Jim Dick

jim dick by U.N.I.T February 10, 2019

Slim Jim dick 

A dick that is wrinkly or has wrinkles

Bro: yo I heard you got a Slim Jim Dick
Other bro: what?!?! Who said that shit

Slim Jim dick by ass_slapper October 23, 2019

big dick jim 

Self-explanatory, no definition needed

Everyone-"Hey Big Dick Jim, let's go out tonight"
BDJ-"sorry guys the BD is acting up"

big dick jim by pshemos85 September 28, 2017

Jim Alan Dickson 

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

Jim Alan Dickson by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

jimdick 

As a verb: To engage obsessively with planning for weather, traffic, and other logistic and intrude on how others plan.

Also as a pejorative: To accuse another of micro-managing acts of driving, packing, and scheduling.

The tendency to jimdick was more common when planning information had to be tediously gathered from newspapers, AM radio, and paper maps to be conveyed to a recipient. Today's real-time data-on-demand negates most benefits of jimdicking, other than the satisfaction of one who jimdicks. However, the jimdicking trait is still passed on through family culture and practice.

1. Margaret nearly ruined the roadtrip by her constant jimdicking over the GPS route and the worry of rain.

2. Thanksgiving was months away, but Mugsy jimdicked it her way with a detailed hourly schedule and three spreadsheets.

3. Bobby finally exploded at Meg after she made him pack and re-pack his carryon bag until it matched a specific height for the overhead bin: "Stop jimdicking me about every little thing!!"

jimdick by GiftKeepsGiving September 20, 2023