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A jhmarcus is a man who is a ass but later makes up for it. There very horny and are good at making u do things. There fun athlete and cool. They have there ups and downs but who doesn’t. These are are special people so don’t what ever u do lose him.
Did u see jhmarcus his girl says he put it down right and he’s AMAZING
jhmarcus by Arianna Smith March 26, 2019
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Jamarcus 

This is a guy that is one of a kind and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He makes the best out of what he has. He's funny and he speaks his mind. he always has me laughing. He's loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Even though he says being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn't like people really getting to know him. He's someone that you don't know you've fallen for until you already have. He's one of the best things you'll ever have and keeping him is what you should do if you ever get him. He is hot af...
Jamarcus<3
Jamarcus is a cute guy
Jamarcus is a strong funny dude
Jamarcus by thotbegone112204 September 6, 2018

jamarcus russell 

When you miss the table completely while playing a round of beer pong.
Pablo did a jamarcus russell, when he tried to go for the win playing beer pong.
jamarcus russell by blueNGold October 23, 2009

Jamarcus Russell 

A shot in golf that looks good in the air but either ends up in the woods long or in the drink short of the green.
The hack thought he had a hole-in-one but in the end it only turned out to be a Jamarcus Russell...
Jamarcus Russell by rodeotwigs August 2, 2010

Jamarcus 

Mainly a black male that is a heart throb and is very attractive. He mainly dosnt care about his own family but does care for his friends. He is the most attractive guy you will ever meet, but feels lonely at times when no one is around. He usually hangs around the "Anime" group of people or the "Emo" kids. Girls refer to him as the one to be in bed with and women secretly flirt with him.
Stop being such a "Jamarcus" and care for once.
Jamarcus by Addadef February 26, 2011

Jamarcus Russell 

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.
I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.
Jamarcus Russell by Roffman October 14, 2009

jamarcus 

(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.
In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!
jamarcus by Nicholas D January 5, 2012
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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