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jhessenia 

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There are many yesenia/jesenia variations, but this one is a fucking tragedy because some parent thought it’d be quirky to spell it that way. The silent “H” stands for Horny because that’s what she is 24/7. She radiates good humor and charisma, but is also bitchy and downright depressing. She carries both extremes, the best (or worst) of both worlds. Jhessenia can be very supportive and likes to be sort of a therapist to her friends and acquaintances, even when she is in dire need of one herself. Overall, she is down to earth and fun to be around.
“Hey do you know Jhessenia?”
Yeah, I do.”
jhessenia by sensitive jellybean November 21, 2021
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jesenia 

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jesenia: a great friend
will ALWAYS be there for you
BEAUTIFUL

wonderful personality

makes great memes

will steal your mans

gives great advice

overall just a great friend
omg you NEED a jesenia in your life
jesenia by agreatfriendnamedlala January 21, 2018

Jessenia

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Jessenia is the funny/cool girl she likes to laugh ALOT they get along with Noah's alot. They're actually really funny in school they tend to get smart with the teachers and argue and be a total-bad ass and wear what's in style. But if you're her friend you won't regret it she'll make you laugh even in your hardest times just her laughing or smiling will make you grin. Jessenia's tend to have braces but they make braces hot jessenia's have dark brown hair Hazel eyes curvy body. If you are a Jessenia boyfriend you're very lucky she'll love you till no end but watch yourself when you're around other girls they get jealous very easy you'll most likely find jessenia's with there friends are on Facebook or Tumblr. Jessenia's make everything fun no matter what they like to sing and dance and aren't afraid to try anything because they know they're living there life.
Miguel: Hey it's my ex jessenia!

Taye:Woah, bro your ex? She's hot why'd you dump her?

Miguel: I don't know i regret it though she looks amazing.

Taye: I know i'm going to ask her to the dance .
Jessenia by AnthemLights69 February 7, 2013

Jesenia 

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A very outgoing girl that is very Loveable And gorgeous, fun to hangout with , A great friend And Guys Want Her But Cant Have Her .
I Wish I Knew Jesenia .
Jesenia by Crazyy101 October 6, 2011

Jesenia 

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A very beautiful girl who loves like no other. It takes her a while to take an interest in someone, but when she falls, she falls hard. She’s a keeper, someone like her is someone you need to cuff! She’s also an amazing friend and has a huge heart. If you let her go, you’re dumb, because you’ll never meet someone as genuine and kind and caring as her.

Name Origin: Spanish
Jesenia looks beautiful today.
Jesenia is an amazing friend.
Jesenia by soaphandle April 23, 2018

Jessenia

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n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome[:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
Jessenia by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008

Jesenia 

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One of kind. Truly the most amazing type of woman. She cares. She listens. She loves like no other. She loves life. She is sweeter then most. Her heart is so big. She is a loyal companion. Sometimes misunderstood but never seizes to amaze. Her sense of humor is captivating and her charisma is enchanting. She is a genuine friend. Explosive in imagination. A true romantic. The kind of women you wife up. Her laugh is contagious. Her eyes gleam in the sunlight. Her mind is beautiful and she is beautiful. Let yourself fall for her. When you meet her...never let her go.
The other day I prayed for a good women to come in to my life and make me happy like no other, little did I know that Jesenia was there all along.

Jesenia is one in a million.
Jesenia by She_Deserves_Respect October 11, 2011
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