jhelbert

He is short handsome. Gets lost of girls. Has a way around the basketball court. Got muscles for days. Loves to work out be around his family and friends. Works a lot to make those around him happy. He loves his car more then anything in the world

Jhelbert is a person of good

jhelbert by Jhelbert July 20, 2022

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Joelbert

Absolute chad of a man

This man is so amazing and can get anyone he wants

Girl 1: Joelbert 😍
Guy 1: Joelbert 😍
Girl 2: Joelbert 😍
Guy 2: Joelbert 😍

Joelbert by Brinflakes_the_guy_who_knows December 16, 2021

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jelbert

Pogi

Jelbert rx is so pogi (handsome)

jelbert by Cutky June 7, 2021

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Jhenbert

He’s the most caring ang genuine person you’ll ever meet.

Jhenbert is the most amazing friend. 4lyfersss teh

Jhenbert by milddd October 20, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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