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Jewelliana 

Jewelliana is not who you would expect her to be at first glance. She's funny, and a little bit of a normie but that's okay. She always has the most interesting things to say, whether its about kinks, or her cats, or both. She's incredibly genuine and well-spoken (between all the puns). Her taste in video games is a little iffy, with some highlights. Though, she's never heard of Portal so what the fuck? Her mental health is dependent on whether or not her bed is made. She loves coffee, music, The Office, and staying up super duper late. Overall, she's one of the nicest people you could ever meet. Even if she's a bit annoying, don't lose this one.
Hey did you hear about Jewelliana?
Yeah isn't that the weirdo who doesn't like cheese on their pizza?
Jewelliana by well_actually_ August 16, 2020
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Jewellinator 

A creepy soulless nonce, has one chair and a coat made of faces
Jewellinator, is here to is here to chew bubble gum and steal your child's skin
Jewellinator by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

jewelleann 

A Jewelleann is a beautiful soul and a handsome face she will do anything in her power to make someone she loves smile and never expects anything in return and you will often wonder if she hears you when you say thank you she feels deep and loves hard and she is one of those people once you live a day with her you won’t know how to live without her
“Jewelleann is rockin those boots and sweatpants”
jewelleann by Bubbleblower04 December 30, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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