Jew Juice

The juice of the jews. Drinking it gives anyone the ability to be a jew for 24 hours

Jordyn gave me some jew juice. I now can finish my taxes.

by Esquimalt.420 October 22, 2010

Jew Juice

A drink to go along with a jew bagel. This generally is orange juice, however, on some occasions, it can be substituted with grape juice or apple juice.

I need some jew juice to wash down my jew bagel, stat!

by True Jew December 26, 2007

Jew Juice

Dr. Brown's Creme Soda (Regular or Diet)

When Spoont returns to Durham, a city that lacks any significant jewish population, he is forced to import cases of diet jew juice from Boca (the jewish capital of the western hemisphere).

by CRoth August 30, 2008

Jew Juice

(V) A jewish person urinating on his or her sex partner and then they lick it off, then transfer from mouth to mouth.

Sabrina loves Jew Juice

by peter dowsett August 19, 2007

Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020