1 definition by Dav Lema

Jesustologist

A new Suicide Cult/Religion that believes in Jesus. They believe that he was sent to Earth to be totally frickin' sweet and stuff, and the Romans/Italians like totally didn't like that so they killed him in the least cool way possible. So today we believe that the Romans/Italians are complete asses for killing the coolest guy ever.

Dav is such a Jesustologist he'd kill himself if you proved Jesus never existed.

by Dav Lema August 26, 2007