jesus time 

1: To kick ass in the name of the lord
2: A battle cry to announce you're going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to Jesus.

Guy: It's Jesus time!
Guy2: Oh shit.

OR

Guy: It's time for Jesus!
Guy2: OH SHI--

jesus time by Solocidal January 30, 2008

Jesus time 

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

Jesus time by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019

Jesus time 

The timer between A.D and B.C

It’s Jesus time.

Jesus time by The garbage can 69 April 20, 2021

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam 

Another term for "very epic" or "an iconic moment"

Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023

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This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

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super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times 

This is a word that is really really powerful ((Ex: i going to get the "super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla" Iphone).

this is defined as a term for any word that has to do with an object for exaple i am going to get the super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times virtual reality in conclution ths is used as a term.

super deluxe big mac extremely sparking ultra evolution 4kultra 5g 7480p jesus level godly ultra resolution big screen tv psvr 2 resolution 4080-9080 per eye resolution ultra vs mechagodzilla level times by Randompersonfromtheinternet... April 22, 2022

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025