going into a religious based seizure that was seemingly induced by some kind of preacher, but is really the persons own doing. check out benny hinn on youtube, or that movie jesus camp.
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
The term can also be used when someone is buggin' out over something trivial
"what kind of church is this? pastor is knockin people out, givin everyone jesus seizures"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
or
"damn dude, frank is buggin out about his girl. he's straight up havin a jesus seizure, lettin that holy spirit out"
by mkultraWUD August 30, 2011
Get the jesus seizure mug."When a very catholic woman has severe seizures, in which she hallucinates Jesus and or other highly regarded religous icons. This is usually due to the fact that said woman has discovered her daughter's sexual activity, and or ingested large amounts of marijuana. Like, a lot of marijuana."
Jackie: Well Dave, my mom had a jesuseizure last night...
Dave: You don't say... Well, I suppose she must have had more than one of the communion wafers that we gave her. They had a LOT of weed in them after all.
Jackie: Well... It's either that or the fact that she found condoms in my bedroom.
Dave: You don't say... Well, I suppose she must have had more than one of the communion wafers that we gave her. They had a LOT of weed in them after all.
Jackie: Well... It's either that or the fact that she found condoms in my bedroom.
by TheGreatB February 12, 2010
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