Jesus Feet 

When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.

"Dude. You have such Jesus feet right now. Clean yourself up, and put on shoes!"

Jesus Feet by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014

Jesus Feet 

Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.

You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.

They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.

Anyone with nasty, messed up feet can be said to have Jesus Feet.

Jesus Feet by Tyler3777 July 25, 2008

jesus feet 

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

jesus feet by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

jesus feet water 

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

jesus feet water by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

feet to jesus 

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky

Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus

feet to jesus by themjc96 January 4, 2012

Jesusfetus 

a name of some thing totaally utterley amazing!

omg thats so jesusfetus !

Jesusfetus by booooooooooooooooooo November 23, 2010