Jesus Boots 

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

Jesus Boots by Light Joker August 17, 2006

Jesus Boots 

Jesus Boots are godlike, they give you the ultimite power. They are stylistic, hip, cool, bop'in, and bong'in. They are the most comfortable jesus boots you can get; a strap goes over the thinger, with the tonger, and connects to the farghof which then gives you the carbon glandonate producing the ultimite comfort

"yo man, where'd you get those jesus boots"
"What are jesus boots?"
"would you like to use some jesus boots"
"Are you wearing jesus boots"
"put your jesus boots on, its gonna be a wild night"
"jesus boots, they wont let you break the surface tension of water"
"oh man, you just fudged my jesus boots"

Jesus Boots by Ekoh August 17, 2006

jesus boots 

The best damn kind of boots there are

jesus boots by Mike Truitt August 17, 2006

Jesus Boots 

Also known as "Jesus Creepers"

Jesus Boots

Jesus Boots by Pablo el Guapo June 4, 2009

jesus bolts

The "jesus bolts" are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.

If one of these bolts fails, then one of the 'copter's rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a Bad Thing; they are so called because if you've led a good life, afther the failure Jesus is the next person you meet.

See also zero survivability incident

Pilot: "Is this thing good to go ?"
Engineer: "Yeah, we even gave you new Jesus Bolts !"
Pilot: "Gee, thanks."

jesus bolts by eighthofseven August 17, 2007