dickneck

An old person who covers their neck to hide their age.

Hey Nardine did you see the size of Debs collar?
Yeah Vick she's a dickneck.

by Sticks Tweeks May 17, 2008

dickneck

1. Terminology used to describe a bad poker player
2. Description of a person who's neck resembles a dick
3. A real asshole

"Jesus tit this guy plays like a dickneck!"
"What a dickneck move!"

by Cunty Spice July 29, 2006

dickneck

penis cleavage - or showing everything of your penis but the head. also known as the shaft.

Hey that guys pants are so low I can see his dickneck.

by buttercheese November 15, 2009

dickneck

a rather insulting term used to describe/call that one person in everyones group of friends that is generaly disliked.

dan-" hey guys! no one told me that we were all hanging out today!?"
mike-"shut up dickneck"

by -Kb! March 16, 2008

dickneck

A serious and potentially painful condition which the neck becomes ridgid and stiff from blowing me too much

Sha-ney-ney told me she woke up with a wicked case of dickneck from blowing me too much.

by thejerks1980 October 16, 2011

dickneck

when someones neck and head represents a penis usually looks quite funny

scott-"riley dejardans has a dickneck"
riley-"hey stfu im gunna go jack off to my ugly girlfriend"

by streetbitch April 27, 2006

dickneck

Someone who does not close dates well.

That dickneck didn't try to kiss me or offer a ride home at the end of our date.

by pronounced unty July 31, 2006