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jesspina 

The best girl in the world she’s so kind,caring and beautiful she has many friends
Jesspina is the best girl ever
jesspina by Jesspina February 21, 2019
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Someone who is very beautiful, funny, and a fuckin stoner. Smoking weed is all she does, right along with a crazy blonde best friend who is even a bigger stoner. She tends to have red hair and loves to have fun:) this girl is so amazing and you will never find a better friend then her. No one else can compare to her.
That girl is so amazing. Her name is probably jessina.
jessina by Stoner1711 September 7, 2015

Jesseinaholemiss

A typical celebration made by the Benish people of South Utah. It entails building a fort and putting your dog in it while you listen to the holiday’s mascot, a pink walrus with sunglasses yodel.
Son, let’s go celebrate Jesseinaholemiss!

JesusPinapple 

Some one/something that enjoys pinapples so much they make it their new god. They believe that jesus is their hero for creating such a tasty fruit aka, The pinapple.
Jesuspinapple is my hero for creating such wonderfulness.

jessination

the act of two water buffaloe meeting at a nearby river and engage in the act of animal intercourse. the usual result of this action is some seismic activity and sometimes a large earthwuake.
the little earthquakes that jessination produces, that no one can explain
jessination by vukie April 18, 2009
Someone with the name Jesstina most likely likes the kpop group bts, she would also be an amazing person and loves to read
Wow that girl loves to read, her name is probably Jesstina
jesstina by Bbg00987 May 27, 2018

Jesscina 

A really fun and freaky girl who loves to give you dirty looks without telling you why she has a beautiful face but that body tho đź’ś
Me is that jesscina

Them oh ya look at that booty she has to be a jesscina
Jesscina by Cjryda February 22, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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