jerky lips Share definition Flag when a girls pussy is so dry it feels like her lips are hard and chewy just like a slab of stale beef jerky. Michele's jerky lips are so dry that the crabs have to ride around in dune buggys. jerky lips by D sanchez May 18, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the jerky lips mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch