Jerkadent 

Jerkadent: an accident caused by a JERK who wasn't paying attention, was under the influence of alcohol or drugs, talking on ones cell phone/and or texting, driving a vehicle at a rapid speed well above the posted speed limit, and causes an ACCIDENT. This no longer becomes an accident, it is a JERKADENT.

Joe is driving home from the bar wasted, going 65MPH in a 50MPH Zone, Joes booty call rings up, he answers, and proceeds to text his buddies that he is going to get lucky.

Meanwhile Sally is driving home from the late shift at Mcdonalds. She drives through a posted GREEN light, when BAM Joe (busy texing) t-bones her.

This causes a JERKADENT. It isn't an accident because Joe was being a complete dick JERK!! Accidents are mistakes, JERKADENTS are accidents caused by careless losers.

Jerkadent by Caylene Alexis October 18, 2013

jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jerkadellic- 

Jerkadellic - Trippy, crazy sexy

Dam that girl is Jerkadellic- I feel like I'm high when I'm with her, she's beautiful and sexy, but trippy

Jerkadellic- by Ladaluv January 25, 2011

Jerkadextrous 

One who is able to jerk off effectively with either hand.

He broke his right arm, so he's lucky he's jerkadextrous!

Jerkadextrous by PikdudeTheLegend December 14, 2016