jelly wank
jelly wank by oldbailey June 15, 2017
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Jolly Wanker
An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".
Jolly Wanker by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025
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jellywanker
a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010
Jellywonkadonka
Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.
Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.
Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.
Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.
Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.
Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.
Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.
Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!
Jellywonkadonka by DrW8ty February 14, 2021
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)