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When ones penis is lubricated by a willing participant and masturbated to climax

Ayup lass fancy giving us a jelly wank?

jelly wank by oldbailey June 15, 2017

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Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".

Martin is such a jolly wanker.

Jolly Wanker by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025

Related Words

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jellywang

The art of jellying your Wang

Hows your jellywang, I wish to add peanut butter to it.

jellywang by ImakeumadLOL February 4, 2019

jellywanker

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.

That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!

jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

Jellywonkadonka

Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.

Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.

Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.

Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.

Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!

Jellywonkadonka by DrW8ty February 14, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026