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Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"
jello by Prp Guy April 23, 2006
an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles
i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!
Jello by Britmon January 11, 2008
the act of being insanely envious of a gangster; someone who is too lazy to spell jealous
Wow, you just met Orlando Bloom...I am SOO jello!
Jello by gangstergirl17 September 6, 2010
Boobs jiggle like jello,
Everyone loves jello
Therefore everyone loves boobs
(Boobs = Jello)
Jello by Effy Riggs September 22, 2010
Jello:

This means to be jealous of somebody or something on the low down or without anyone knowing.
Q: How did that Kat build that business from the ground up
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!
Jello by Sel-Block May 4, 2017
slang for a gelatin dessert (based on Jell-O, a common brand name of gelatin dessert)
If you want that jello, wait until after dinner time.
jello by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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