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Jelissa
A really awesome girl that people love to be around, chill, fun, goofy, but also a beautiful person on the inside and out
Jelissa is my best friend
Jelissa by je veux sucer votre saucisse. March 18, 2011
Jelissa
Jelissa is a perfect girl. Known for her awesome personality and how compassionate she is towards their crush. She's gorgeous and funny. She gives great hugs and is a good kisser. They are perfect
Jelissa by YouKnowWhoIAm...Jelissa January 27, 2015
Jalissia
Jalissia is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissia can take it all away. Jalissia is also blunt. And not a person you want to play with. She also only fight when she needs to.She is very protective over the person she dates.
Jelissa
Jelissa's are the greatest people you would meeet. Their bold and sassy just like they're meant to be. Their very interested in music and whatever dance but mainly hip hop. They love laughing and love making people laugh and you would have the greatest time with them.
Person 1: oh theres jelissa let's go say hi!
Person 2: no, I'm jealous of her everyone loves her me and naba are jealous
Person 2: no, I'm jealous of her everyone loves her me and naba are jealous
Jelissa by Alec Fleisher October 26, 2016
Jelissa
Jelissa is a kind-hearted, beautiful, talented, and caring girl. She loves to paint, dance, sing, and play ukulele. She has a weird, but unique, sense of humour. She has an awesome obsession of birds and caves put together. She likes to work as a team and she likes to ride horses and feed them hay. Jelissa is the best twin in the whole world. She is a best friend. The guy who ends up with Jelissa is the luckiest person on earth.
Jelissa by li1231123456789100twinffjsdfas May 24, 2018
Jelissa
Daring, playful, and curious, a Jelissa loves to mess with people's heads and make them blush as much as possible. A Jelissa likes to wander her home naked quite often when alone or in the company of those she deems worthy! She is fiercely compassionate, loyal, and a total freak in the sheets!!! Known for reckless vocal abandon...If it's the bomb...it's a Jelissa!
Jelissa by SacredBlasphemy January 11, 2014
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